Joke party :D

I have another 1

Same story,all were at mumble.Disky,Rei an all others were talking Italian and French mix,suddenly fankio and and Disky asked me:

-''Mike are you Gay?''

-No,I am Shemale.''

All were Rofling hard

hehe =D

i was small and we went in a shop and i ropped a drink and i was only 6 years old after when i came home my mum asked me what was inside my pocket and she checked my pockets and said where did you get this from and i was so small i just start crying =D after that my mum start smiling and said well done =D

Einstein, Pascal and Newton are in heaven, playin hide and seek. Einstein counts, Pascal hides behind a cloud and Newton... draws a square 1m x 1m and stands inside it. Einstein ends counting, turns around, see Newton and shouts:
- Netwon, i got you!
And Netwon says:
- No, no! I'm 1newton per 1m^2, which is 1pascal!

Do you know what an 'Angry Pirate' is?

A. When you're having sex with a girl doggy style, stop, she turns around, then you come in her eye and stomp on her foot.


n1 miv =D

Students of 5 different years of study (at university ofc) live in a flat. 1st day of lectured, they wake up and try to think what to do this day...
Student of 1st year says:
- We should go to lectures.
Student of 2nd year:
- No way! We're staying here!
Student of 3rd year:
- I'd rather go for a beer.
Student of 4th year:
- I prefer going for vodka.
They couldn't decide, so went to student of 5th year to ask him. That's what he said:
- We'll throw a coin. If it will fall 1 side - we got for vodka, if other side - we go for beer. If coin will stand on it's edge - we stay here, and if it will stop in the air - we go to lectures!

Rofl

yoo mamma is soo fat they used her as a hump on a road

To wit there you have it: The Czech president, U.S. and Germany, arguing that the army who has the best U.S. president says he has so many planes that day destroy the German world says I have many tanks to destroy the world in a day and says that the Czech president has so many gypsies that he did not take anything for 10 minutes> DDD

I have one: the Czech, Russian and Chinese are on a mountain that is said when you jump and you say something so you can be there. Chinese and says in Hawaii and in Hawaii, says Russian Alps and the Alps, the Czech Republic is running a trip and tell them to fu*k and the ass> D

n1 kuro but as i said stop double posting you have to wait to some one reply back then you can reply

no mather in General chat if she talk 2 jokes she can do 2 posts btw its named spam corner just dont do it too much .. or feel my

rofl hornik xD

Heh, told ya he's gettin a bit bossy!
But anyway he's a bit right... -_-'
!nuke KuroSakicz

You know why german soldiers go to wars with big enthusiasm? If u had such women at home u'd prefer war too! (sorry, if there are any german ladies here )