N00b|Yennifer

Well... im not gonna tell you my age or something private. =]
Some facts about me
- im playing not only urban terror, but some other games too. Commonly Tremulous and old games, even VERY old
- yes, im ginger. my height approx 170cm , weight... u really wanna ask about weight? ok, dunno. approx 60kg i think. im in good shape, so..
- yes, im from russia. and no, all russians not wearing 'ushanka' and bears not walking across our streets
- no i dont need boyfriend, but thanx
- yes, I DONT USE CHEATS. i prefer do all by myself, and dont need such forms of childish self-affirmation
- im calm and nice, but can act rude and uncute =) when i playing i just release my negative emotions so just dont care about wut im saying, i dont saying it for real. well, except case that u're douchebag and insulting me for real (ye, i dont care if u rage on me as i rage on u).
- in addition to previous - i always says what im thinking about. If i forced to lie i better gonna keep silence
- im not studing officially anymore, i have two high grades and its enough for me
- ye, if you asking its psychology and computer engeneering. cant fully translate >.<
- i like ride on my bicycle, table rpgs, music, few good films, stroll around, drive car, journeys and other amazing things
- no im not like alcohol or drugs (tried both) but like sex
- no, i dont wanna sex with you, we're not even know each other
- and yes, i dont answer on questions 'hellohowisurnamecanyousendmephoto'
- im working in russian nr.1 games magazine Igromania in web section
- i HAVE life (and i like it!), and fact that im playing so often its just caus i have enough free time for it
- im proud be in amazing jumpers clan - N00b
- i not pro jumper, but like jumping. more like im middle-skilled jumper
- yes, i maked yjumps and some other maps (mostly under Tremulous)
- my nick spelling Yennifer, not Jennifer! If you feel enough to be my friend or pen-friend you can call me Yenni or Yen. But NOT JEN! Its not my name, my real name Ekaterina. This nick is from one of my favourite books - Witcher
- oh, ye. i love read books!
- i like skilled and smart peoples (not players! im talking about peoples right now). I like when someone can do amazing thinks. Dont like dummy peoples, especially if they trying act as they know 'all about everything'
- i... i... sh*t, im tired today and a bit drunk and cant remember anything else right now. Feel free to ask, but... dont be disappointed if i dont answer on your 'very own' question. That only means i count ur question as dumb question. =)

Privet Yennifer how are u?

O4en Nice and cool u work at igromania Btw,in what city u live? In Ekaterinburg? Peterburg? Moscow? Murmansk?

But anyway hope u take me as u'r friend srry for insults,just saying btw i heard Drum and Bass is most popular in Russia,Is it true? Well gl

Uda4i and bye

Very nice i had something nice to read.
Since you dont say us how old are you, i dont have any question more.

Welcome to our board, i hope we gonna have fun.

Nice post , even if you don't give your age , you give us a lot of informations about yourself
And it is funny how you make / answer your own questions lol , also i think everyone like sex ^^

Welcome yeni and nice post too long for me i don't want to read it xDDD

Well.. i dont know much about drum and bass popularity in russia. Im prefer acoustic guitar and harmonica =) I live in small town not so far from moscow (may be thats why dumb server bot thinking im from moscow, he just have no detail enough maps, lol)

I dont really like talk about age (like most not dumb girls i thik), and always answering 90 about age... sometime 'lol, for real is 9 and im genetically modified specie, which was grown and designed by kgb for war purposes' =) or some sh*t like this one. AFAIK learning time not so different in all countries, so u can approximately calculate how many years old i am. =) If you readed my post carefully, for sure. If you too lazy i can give hint - approx 25-30 or somethin'. =D

Anom. believe me... i meet some 'sex haters' in my life, lol. Poor ill peoples. O_o

Well , anyway age isn't really important to be known there :p
It is only a game .
And , lol some sex haters? i am wondering how it is possible :p i think we are made for that ... and we give life by sex also =P

Lolly Yen ^^
Well Welcome on board and now i think i will love you more with all i know xP

Anyway have fun here and Cya around

Welcome!
I was always wondering if ur nick is connected to 'Witcher'... (that's only 'place' where i saw this name before)
BTW - u read all parts?
Cuz i'm goin to read all soon and wanna know ur opinion, about eg. which one is best... (but plz, give english - or polish - titles, not russian)

"im calm and nice"
I'm sure u are, but i'm also afraid, that never when u're playin UrT!
I've never seen ya being calm at our server! (but u said u're calm at wars, right?)

Well, i like Witcher book very much, readed all parts. Some of my friend dont like this book. So i cant definely say which part better. I like all. =D Ye, u can say im unfussy, but i cant do anything with mysel. I can like book or dont like it, but dont ask me why, lol. =)

And about rest of your message. =)
Well... You believe in all that you reading? How can you be sure that peoples calm if they keeping silence or writing calm phrases in chat? Lol, they can awfully scream in rage same time. =D You can count most of my 'screams' in chat as compliments. Some binds for common, and some hand-typed for special one! =}
P.S. Try something playing in rage. Rage is worse thing that preventing you for make decisions and adequately react on something. Im not so badly playing usually to be in permanent rage, how'd u think? =D

I know, i'm just sayin about ur angry-style...
Probably irl u aren't mad, but u always act like this ig...
I often have same, eg. i hardly ever say bad words irl, but very often ig... (and same with many other things...)
Btw - u wanna hear (read) 'my' great jokes about russian ppl?
Cuz i've said some about french, cuz many of them here, but i think u're first russian...

Hmm... As you wish. But most funny i heard was about 'rusty roof', my favourite right now. But you can still try beat previous results.

P.S. Jokes about french ppls? About russian ppls? NAZI DETECTED!
P.P.S. It was a joke... sort of... may be... =D

I can laugh about german too!

Before this joke i have to sorry for some possible language mistakes xD
"Russian ship comes to Africa. One of sailors throws a rope on land and screams to african ppl:
- Dzierży linu!
They dt understand him, so he tries:
-Gawarisz po ruski?
Nothing.
- Sprichst du deutsch?
Nothing. He tries same with few other languages, and finally:
- Do you speak english?
- Yes, i do!
- To dzierży linu!"


Or about russian-polish friendship...
(but not 'friendship' after WW2 :/ )
"4 men - russian, polish, american and german - sail on small bout on the sea. Suddenly few sharks attack them. Russian guy throws german away and they fast run away. But sharks ate him fast and are gettin them again! So russian throws american away. But sharks almost get them again! So russian takes a gun and shoots them all. Polish guy says:
- Why didn't u kill them before?!
And russian shows him 0.5 vodka and says:
- How do u imagine 0.5l for 4 ppl?!"

Well... if u talking about WW2, then:

WW2, commander asking soldier:
- Soldier, its you shoot down that tank!?
- Ja!
- But it was our, Soviet tank!!!!
- Oh, ja, ja!!!

'ja' sounds on russian like 'i am' =D
(we also can laugh on uorselfs)

Well I like this joke about russian:

''After few years of tests,professors came on that,that russian people has the most fastest reading in important documents.If american people read about 1 hour of that documents,russian people just mark tick in about 2 seconds ''

And Estonian-Russian Joke

In army,general counts soliders:

-Petrov?!
-Ja!
-Kuznecov?!
-Ja!
-Toivo?
-Mina!
-Rebjata lozhis,Mina! xD

(Mina means '' I '' On Estonian and ''mine,mines'' on russian the last line means ''All down,Mine!''

Mina also name =D

About documents... Its caus in russia some things commonly simplier and easier. If you signed wrong document u dont need to find lawyer and wait some years till judge decision. You just come to guy that pushed that document to you and kicking sh*t from him. Hardly, and not only with ur hands/legs. =)
Its a joke. Almost. =D

welcome yenii

TY London )

yenniiiii i knew it you was going to join the forumm

Dont be so happy, i will be here more than rarely =)

okk we gonna see yenni

Yennifer wrote:- no im not like alcohol
- i... i... sh*t, im tired today and a bit drunk and cant remember anything else right now.

Uhm Yes, yes... xD

Welcome! ;P

Yo Yenni welcom here hope you will have fun with us

BTW you say me your age onetime on server hope its true but be cool im not tell to anyone
see ya in game

hey yanni welcome to our forum and have fun njoy ur stay.

Welcome to the forums, and very nice post!