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Re: N00b|Yennifer
by *EviL*.*MIV|...xD| Mon Nov 08, 2010 5:12 pm
And now some jokes about russian soldiers:
"Russian and american special forces are training together. American comander comes to soldiers (both russian and american) to tell them about next day:
- Tomorrow, we jump from 200 metres!
All russian soldiers start to say:
- 200?! No way! We should start jumping from 100m!
- But when u jump from 100m ur parachaute won't open!
- Ooooh, we're jumping with parachaute?!"
"American soldier talks to russian:
- We, in US Army, get meals for 8000 kcal every day...
Russian:
- You liar! Nobody can eat 30kg potatoes a day!!!
"Russian and american special forces are training together. American comander comes to soldiers (both russian and american) to tell them about next day:
- Tomorrow, we jump from 200 metres!
All russian soldiers start to say:
- 200?! No way! We should start jumping from 100m!
- But when u jump from 100m ur parachaute won't open!
- Ooooh, we're jumping with parachaute?!"
"American soldier talks to russian:
- We, in US Army, get meals for 8000 kcal every day...
Russian:
- You liar! Nobody can eat 30kg potatoes a day!!!
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Re: N00b|Yennifer
by *SpeeDyMiKe* Mon Nov 08, 2010 9:36 pm
Well my is classic
Amercian and Russian died,both went to hell.Devil said that Russian will go to russian hel and eat 2 buckets of sh*t per day and american go to america hell and eat 1 bucket of sh*t per day.aftrer 1 year they meet and Russian asks
-So how are you?
-I am fine! Just eating 1 bucket of sh*t and doing all day all what i want!
-Cool! We have badder situation wich kills me.Sometimes someone hits bucket or somedya there snot enough for everyone...
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Amercian and Russian died,both went to hell.Devil said that Russian will go to russian hel and eat 2 buckets of sh*t per day and american go to america hell and eat 1 bucket of sh*t per day.aftrer 1 year they meet and Russian asks
-So how are you?
-I am fine! Just eating 1 bucket of sh*t and doing all day all what i want!
-Cool! We have badder situation wich kills me.Sometimes someone hits bucket or somedya there snot enough for everyone...
xD
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Re: N00b|Yennifer
by Yennifer Tue Nov 09, 2010 9:04 pm
Reminds capitalistic and socialistic hell. In Capitalistic a lot of pain, but pretty devil girls. In socialistic too cold... Sometime pots broken, sometime firewood stolen, or devils just drunk and asleep.
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Re: N00b|Yennifer
by *EviL*.*MIV|...xD| Wed Nov 10, 2010 12:36 pm
U know why russian stealers always steal 2 cars, when they're in germany?
Cuz they come back through poland!
Cuz they come back through poland!
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Re: N00b|Yennifer
by Witch Wed Nov 10, 2010 5:54 pm
Onew more time, Welcome yennifer.
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