Epic Saturday

Well , today was so epic day Rofl ,.u have to hear it

So , in the morning i woke up and got call from Martian.Dude said : ''So Mike , are u ready for morning walk?''.I said that wait a bit plz.So , we went out and went to the beach.Beach is near city and road so there were a lot of cars.We went on beach and as it was cold , we went on Ice wich was over the sea.At first we were just near to beach but went more farer and farer from it... we were moving around 1 and a half hour on ice... still moving farer to other side of beach , wich was to the right.We got tired and stoped . and i watched to beach... and guess who and what i saw? I saw 3 lifeguards coming toward us... and 4 cars at the beach... LOL! those life guards were like : ''Wtf are u doing here? are u totally retarded guys?'' so they out on us life jackets and took to beach.People there was also like ''Omfg U total retards > : (''...Then , they said we moved 500 meters from beach... I was like WTF NO WAY OMFG HAX! Police took us to station and asked our documents and phone numbers of our parents... so parents came and took us home , but those police guys were kinda nice... LoL... Epic Saturday... they said we could die there cuz it's totally retarded to go on sea covered with ice in spring... so they said it could be our last day :/

Epic , isn't it? Plz . thumb up if u think we are retards

Lol, srsly, you guys are nuts, how you could move like 500 metres and you didn't noticed about that? Were you concentrated on other thing else? lol

Just Mike wrote:it's totally retarded to go on sea covered with ice in spring

it really is

Just Mike wrote:thumb up if u think we are retards

Thumbs up then!
You're crazy, dude

thumbs up o.O

lol thumps up hahahha they where probally talking about porn xD

@london no way dude was only 11 we were talkin' about animes

Bu rlly , i have told this to a lot of people , and they said i am freaking dumbass with no balls and small p*nis -_-

<raises_thumbs_up>

Just Mike wrote:@london no way dude was only 11 we were talkin' about animes

Bu rlly , i have told this to a lot of people , and they said i am freaking dumbass with no balls and small p*nis -_-

OMG! TROLLS!

And u wanna best part? we got reported in newspaper... our local newpapers are with title : ''2 boys who went to ice covered sea were saved by lifeguards''... LOL! I won't come out of a house anymore...

Why not? now you're popular man xD

Was there any pic of u in that newspaper?!
Mike, i really HAVE TO know it!

loool....
no you are not retard, its what would every kid do if they see ice on the sea.

curiosity killed the cat. :p

hahahaha LOL one dude thumbs up

F1 for ice noobs

@miv , no ... there was only writed that saviors ''saved'' us... so no pic

@witch hope ye , tht i am not retard :/ though all are saying that :/ i telled this tory to 10 people , and all ten said that i am idiot... LOL

mehh can happen to anyone of us so your not an idiot.. btw who cat tell story like yours ?? you will have a lot of launght in few years when you start telling this storry in pub (lot of womans will laungt and launght is bestway how to pick up one )

lol animes you borin mike ill probally be speaking about porn xD

London wrote:lol animes you borin mike ill probally be speaking about porn xD

You talk about porn with a 11 years old boy? You're nuts.

In todays world, i think most 11 year olds know porn

Alcoholic wrote:In todays world, i think most 11 year olds know porn

that's kinda sick..the youth grows up way too fast o_O

I know certain 14y.o. who already had sex

Lochverstärker wrote: that's kinda sick..the youth grows up way too fast o_O

Haha what should i say
But it's true

Btw Mike: Dumb Story are some kind of best memories, so just enjoy it

@Disky i told same to my mom

at least will have something to abswer for my kids when they ask : ''Daddy , what was your biggest adventure in whole life?''

Vukimi wrote:I know certain 14y.o. who already had sex

you?! BAHAHAHA... No >_<.
Srsly, this world is crazy!