I want to be Calife unstead the Calife [DiSky] :P

Hi all, i will do it following forum rules

Well,Hello my name is and i would like to be Calife, so i ask it there

Motivations:
-Be more Evil than *Evil*. * and her potions
-Be more Knify than
-Be more crazy than :Zajeban_C: ><
-Be more smart ass than xD
-Be more Hip Hop than
-Be more DiSky'ed than 'ed
-Be more Joke than :Joker:
-Be more LoLLy =D than :Rival: =P
-Be more AFK than xD
-Be more nice kill than :Tomek:
-Be more Cow than :Vhashette: (french joke maybe )
-Be more hoty than
-Be more blind than ><
-Be more silent than xD

-Be more Calife than the Calife ... well ok no really good ones :S

Maybe should take the power like all people do it... by destroy the ennemies... (damn... croatia so far -__-' lol)

Anyway, i wait for help before God judgement !!!

I think u can't beat witch cuz all *Evil* are same EVIL, only witch is better! xD (cuz she got this evil idea to create clan)
Ofc u can't beat me with knife cuz u dt even try! o_O
More crazy than zaje? U can look like it cuz he's not here...
More smart ass than mike? Easy as (Goo) pie! xD
More hip hop than hornik? Bad idea!
More disky'ed tham misu'ed? What does it mean?! xD xD xD
More joke than joker? Need lot of practise... (at the moment only and can't get better)
More lolly than rival? Hard...
More afk than karlito? Dt even dear! Who would i slice so many times if u weren't here? xD
More nice kill than tomek? Believe me - for me u're VERY nice kill... (especially when i knife ya - usually xD)
More cow than vhashette? Dt understand french joke... -.
More hotty than viper? OMG and u still say u're not a gay?! xD I rhink - than viper isn't hard, but...
More blind than kossa? Just xD...
More silent than xilence? U can't! Just u're too spammy for this... (and that's good! )
More Calife than Calife? Who the hell is this?! xD

And u say croatia is far?
Check out india on map... -.-

Miv reme,ber u can be all but u cant be More Smart Ass Than Mike

Calife is one of 'kings' in arabia.So whisky drinker becomes a desertire! burn him hell up!

Miv if Chick's dad want to be more Calife than Calife,then he will be it after i become more Saladin than Saladin

noone of u guys CANT BE MORE smartass than me! expect Nerds Like SvaRox so back to

No one CAN'T be more smartass than u?
So everybody can...
I agree...

So I'm the only one to be less smart than you Can you give him a potion Witch please ?

lol even potion dt help u remember my name is *Evil*.*SpeeDy_MikE* so i just dodge ur potion and if u get smarter then u will be genteled as smartest guy in Estonia or other worldy: U Win NERD AWARD!!!

anyway disky no chance

Yeee, only 4 ppl can do it:
Svarox cuz he already is...
I cuz can use knife...
Witch cuz she can give u order...
And Chuck Norris without any reason... xD

only witch can -_-' but anyway Disky as is said u cant be smarter than me and u will get more Mike'd than misu'ed

So sad to see that anyone would help me ... :S

@Disky "You on your own now,belive me"

some good text from my favorite song so disky let it be

Poor disky...
I'd really like to help ya...
But i prefer to laugh at ya! xD

i help ya honey :*** take off your clothes i will do the rest oh mann beer is soo good

Jan... -.-
We were talkin bout disky, not witch or some other girls... -.-

Miv i see 2 things wich j4n made mistaje

1) maybe he didnt regonarice that this is not: 'sex on internet'.Answer: J4N u better choose 'sex on telephone

2) naybe he just thought to accept DiSky's favor about umm... cloth away taking?

OMG are all ppl around here gays?! o_O
And dt answer - i dt wanna know! xD

Hmmm... after long reflexion thanks for all your propositions, but i will forgot this idea

im fan of disky

Hahaha i got my first fan

Gratz, daddy!
Hope u'll get more! (but i dt think so xD)